Monday, August 24, 2009

Hannah.Montana.The.Movie.720p.m-HD.x264-LKD, Review and Download

Ooookay, let's dive right in. I know all men 40-something Hannah Montana closet lovers out there now (freakin 'weird people), saw this and they did not believe his eyes or their luck, good ol' is actually running STARLOG review their favorite movie teen queen! But believe, HannaHeads, and understand why. I knew it was something that was knhannahow in "Set Phasers to Stunning 'heart, but I must reveal the secret truth once and for all, even though I knew I'd bring the ghost of something far worse than Khan by doing so ...

Miley Cyrus is really strange.

You're all out of breath with believe believe, I believe, the fact that I even dared to type the words. But I must! Like other famous "another world" entertainers, our own sweet niblets adorable TV star and singing sensation actually an honest-to-Elvis extra-terrestrial. And someone had to get out of his, not just for the sake of our children pre-teen girls emptied our bank account to Montana merchandise, but for the salvation of all mankind.

For those of you who are not in the know who may be researching this article, and soon came to the conclusion that I'm just a crazy conspiracy theory, just thinking about it, does not fit the criteria he had so many other so-called "multi-media mega-star"?

This is the way ET, dear citizens. Beam falls, "luck" into the show, "discovered" instant star, soon won the hearts of millions of children, began to control the mind, making merchandising bazillion dollars and then set the world for foreign domination. Just like Elvis and Michael Jackson (everyone thought he was a plastic surgery to finally figure out how he's doing, but in reality it was just melted Earthly appearance undercover to expose right) before her, Miley is the next stage of an evil alien plot to (in words immortal words "Pinky and the Brain" Brain) trying to take over the world!

Now, we know that so far all other efforts at the sky through the infiltration of Hollywood's sovereignty has failed, so I'm pretty sure we do not have much to worry about in this case, but I still think people need to know and be on high alert. Miley has a backup in the form of his celebrity Achy Breaky Pop (who clearly is not of this world, it was DEFINITELY hiding something under all that bad haircut. If indeed that IS her hair), and a sure sign that intelligent strategies ET invasion. If Cyrus more children "break" the center of attention, we'd better start watching the sky, a fellow Earth. Remember, we still have the burden of Jackson to content with ...

So, with all this terrible secret in the mind and knowledge hannah-obsessed daughter to interpret my side, I sat down to watch Hannah Montana: THE MOVIE in all its glory High Def ...

The film follows Miley as he took a much needed vacation away from the celebrity with the family (father is Billy Ray Cyrus and TV Jackson siblings) to reconnect with their roots in their hometown of Crowley Corners remote, Tennessee. Unfortunately it did not go as planned and soon Miley's alter ego was brought into play to help save the city from unscrupulous developers, while at the same time must outsmart a halfwit Photog hell-resolved the mystery of what really lies beneath the blond wig (if I a bettin 'man, I would say ANTENNA! Cyrus That's more hair-there must be some kinda clue ...).

But I digress, basically what we have here is a big budget hit television production, backed by some decent film talent including Barry Bostwick (THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW) and Margo Martindale (Nursing). A highlight is the Lucas Till, who plays childhood pal Miley "Travis" of Crowley Corners. Horror fans out there may recognize the new Lucas gorefest buried, and 2008's zombie romp DANCE OF THE DEAD.

In terms of video quality on Blu-ray disc, you can not get much better. The 1:85:1 transfer 1080p/AVC-encoded stars, very bright with primary colors in the opening sequence (the TV movie's basis counterpart) and the beautiful simplicity to move to distinguish colors Miley country adventure. Reasonable high def presentation features a black, a strong contrast (though a bit bleak in countries outside the sequence) and natural skintones, without any artifacting or appeal in sight. Sharp definition, with a look no additional sound reduction or edge is added to the mixture.

Miles above the standard DVD presentation, I highly recommend buying a Blu-ray for each HannaHeads out there. Even the five years I see a difference.

Audio-wise it was a mixed bag. Although the soundtrack is presented in DTS-HD MA 7.1, nothing really amazing comes out of the mix. I realized it was a family comedy and the film is not action, but it seems that Disney could have produced little of "Mickey's Magic" to push it out of the lethargy and sonic TV into something a little more theatrical.

In any event, the dialogue is clear and understandable, the ambient "noise" is well placed and powerful musical numbers and show the proper format. The kids will think it sounds "amazing", and that's all that matters.

Blu-ray provides some special features, including everything in the Deluxe Edition DVD along with some exclusive content added as well. You also get the standard DVD and a digital copy of the movie, in case your kids blow Blu-ray with repeated viewings ...

Hannah.Montana.The.Movie.720p.m-HD.x264-LKD
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